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Sex-dating, mates, it’s a bloody circus! Thee meets a lass, fair as summer’s morn, but lo— she’s got three blokes on the side, juggling ‘em like hot coals. Saw this once, a mate o’ mine, swore he’d found “the one” on Tinder— turns out she’d bedded half the tavern! Little fact for thee: back in olden days, folk’d use coded letters for secret trysts— now it’s all “u up?” at midnight. Pathetic, yet I chuckled ‘til me sides split!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Church Street. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “Houston Delight” or whatever. Tasted like cardboard with a hint of despair. But hey, caffeine is life, right? I downed that coffee like it was my last meal.

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