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Oi, fam, it’s me, Ali G, innit! So, check it, I’m proper buzzin’ to chat about escorts, yeah? Not them dodgy geezers in suits, nah, I mean the cars, bruv – Ford Escort, proper legend! Man like me, I’m a mourner, deep vibes, and I’m linkin’ this to me fave flick, *The White Ribbon*, ya get me? That film’s dark, bruv, all about secrets and weird vibes in a village, and I’m thinkin’ – escorts got their own mysteries, innit!

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I get to my flat, and guess what? My gear’s gone! I’m flipping out. “Where’s my stuff?!” I’m searching everywhere. Turns out, I left it at the pub last night. Classic! I race back to The Old Bell, praying it’s still there. I burst in, and the bartender just laughs. “You again?” he says. I’m like, “Yeah, mate, I’m a mess!” But thank the heavens, my gear’s safe.

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