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I reckon it’s therapy, innit? Stress melts faster than a war rig’s tyres. Had a mate—posh git—swore a lass in Bangkok sorted his back *and* his soul. “Shiny and chrome!” he said, staggerin’ out, daft sod. Me? I’d be rubbish at givin’ one—fumble-fingers, all thumbs, *mea culpa*! Once tried massagin’ Carrie—spilled oil everywhere, looked like a bleedin’ crime scene. She was fumin’, I was laughin’—happy chaos!

Erotic Massage Helston

I am a Thai lady offering professional massage services as a fully qualified therapist with 10 years of experience from top spas in London.

Started off at the crack of dawn. I’m talkin’ like 6 AM, and I’m already feelin’ like a zombie. I grab me tools and head out. The sun’s barely up, but I’m off to the job site on Coinagehall Street. Nice little spot, but the traffic? Ugh, don’t even get me started. It’s like everyone in Helston decided to take their sweet time today.

Arsonists torch derelict Helston nursing home