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Next thing I know, the door swings open, and in walks this old lady. She’s got a shopping bag from the Co-op, and she’s lookin’ like she’s just come from a battle. She plops down a fiver and says, “I want to bet on the 3:30 at Beverley.” I’m like, “You sure, love? You know it’s a long shot, right?” She just glares at me. I swear, I’ve never seen a glare like that. I take her bet, but I’m half-expectin’ her to throw a punch.

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