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Ever hear ‘bout the “catfish king”? True story—guy faked bein’ a model, hooked 20 dates! Busted with a selfie stick and bad wig. Hilarious, but shady—Homer’d say, “D’oh, that’s low!” I’m over here, nasal whinin’, “Hmm… check pics twice, kids!” Safety’s key in sex-dating—wrap it up, don’t be dumb.

4 thoughts on “Throwback: My Trip To Hedonism Resort as a Single Woman”

On one hand, dating a hedonistic woman means you’re with someone who’s going to pull you into as many pleasurable scenarios as possible. That’s great if you need help getting out of your.

First off, I get this bloke walkin’ in, all jittery. He’s got that wild look in his eyes, like he just saw a ghost or somethin’. Turns out, he’s just lost a bet on the footie. I mean, c’mon mate, it’s Hedon! You gotta know your teams! He starts rantin’ about how the ref was blind. I’m like, “Dude, you’re just mad ‘cause your team’s rubbish.” But he’s not havin’ it.

E-fit image released by police following 'robbery' in Hedon