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Me, I’m quirky—love watchin’ folks flirt online. Scrollin’ X, seein’ thirsty posts, laughin’ my ass off. Sex-dating’s a jungle, but gentle too—like, “Let’s make mistakes together.” Ever tried it? Swipin’s like pickin’ colors—ooh, that’s a sexy red! Shit, typos everywhere, who cares? It’s raw, it’s real, it’s us.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Wey Hill. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I ordered a latte and a scone, thinking I’m all posh. But then, the barista—bless her heart—totally messed up my order. I got a flat white instead. Like, what even is a flat white? I’m not fancy enough for that! I was like, “Um, excuse me, I ordered a scone, not a flat tire!” She laughed, and I just rolled my eyes.

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