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Oh, and the drama—escort’s a freakin’ soap opera. Ever hear about the escort who crashed a royal party in Monaco? Swear to God, she tripped over a prince’s cape, spilled wine everywhere, and still got paid double. I’m over here like, “I can’t even crash a Zoom call without cryin’!” Total *Amélie* moment— “sometimes you gotta break eggs to live!” Makes me laugh ‘til I snort, imagining her dusting off her sequins like, “Oops, my bad, Your Highness.”

McCoy's Guide

in Halesowen. A flat near the bottom of Mucklows Hill, plus outcalls throughout the West Midlands region & tours.

First off, I hit the High Street. You know, the main drag. It’s got that classic vibe. Shops everywhere, people buzzing. I’m just strolling, minding my own biz, when BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Thanks, Mr. Pigeon. Real classy.

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