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So, picture this: you’re on Tinder, Bumble, whatever—scrollin’ like a madman, yeah? It’s all “synergy” and “vibes”—cringey corporate buzzwords I’d chuck at the lads in a team meetin’. “Let’s leverage them endorphins, boys!” I’d bellow, laughin’ me head off. But serious, sex-dating’s a game—half the profiles are fake, catfish city! Mate, I saw this bird once, bio said “loves hikes,” turns out she meant hiking up her skirt in a pub loo—shocked me socks off! Little known fact: 1 in 5 blokes on apps use pics from 10 years back—desperate or what?

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So, I’m walking down the street, trying to shake it off. I pass by the old Halesowen Abbey. It’s kinda cool, right? But I’m not in the mood for history. I’m more like, “Get me a coffee!” So I duck into this little café on the corner of St. John’s Road. Best flat white ever! I mean, I could’ve sworn I saw angels when I took that first sip.

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