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Picture this, right – ya layin’ there, dim lights, some bird’s hands workin’ ya knots out, an’ it’s like, “This is how it ends, huh?” – straight outta the movie, that dread an’ beauty mixed up! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a trip – not just sexy-time, but proper mind-bendin’. Ever tried it, mate? Surprised me first go, thought it’d be all sleazy, but nah, it’s class if ya find the right one! Pro tip: dodgy parlors ain’t it – go legit or go home, else ya end up with a rash an’ a fine, haha!

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After work, I’m feeling a bit better. I stroll down to Hainault Forest. It’s beautiful there, all the trees and stuff. I sit on a bench, just chillin’, when I see this cute dog running around. I’m all “Aww, look at that pup!” But then it runs straight into a bush and gets stuck. I’m laughing so hard, I almost choke. The owner’s like, “Come on, Max!” and I’m just there, dying of laughter.

Hainault sword attack: The day that 'shocked everyone'