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Little fact fer ya—didja know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Them old Romans, filthy buggers, had these bathhouses, rubbin’ each other silly with oils n’ all sorts! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it—me, slinkin’ in there, hissin’, “Myyy preciousss massage!” Bet they’d kick me out, slimy as I am! Got me ragin’ once, tho—some prat at a spa charged me triple, sayin’ it’s “luxury.” Luxury, my arse! I wanted to claw his eyes out, screamin’, “You can’t do this to meeee!”

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I finally make it to the Greenford tube station, and I’m like, “Thank you, sweet transport gods!” But of course, the train’s delayed. I’m standing there, dripping wet, and this guy next to me starts chatting. He’s all about the history of Greenford. I’m like, “Dude, I’m just trying to get home!” But he’s going on about the old Greenford Hall and how it used to be a cinema. I nod along, but inside, I’m screaming, “I just wanna go home!”

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