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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! Sexual-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. I’m Dr. House, bone-cutter extraordinaire, and I’ve seen it all. Everybody lies, right? They say it’s “therapeutic,” but c’mon—those oily hands sliding everywhere? It’s foreplay with extra steps! Watched *A History of Violence* last night—Cronenberg gets it. “You’re trying to be someone else,” Tom Stall says. That’s sexual-massage in a nutshell—pretending it’s innocent while your pulse jacks up.

Happy Ending – Just a harmless joke right?

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First off, I’m tryna grab my morning cuppa at the local café on Greasby Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, half-asleep, and this bloke in front of me orders, like, a million things. I’m like, “Mate, it’s a café, not a buffet!” I mean, c’mon, I just want my flat white and to get on with my life.

Greasby school pupil’s artwork chosen for display at Walker Art Gallery