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Oi mate, erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, what a gig! Slippery hands, dim lights, all that jazz. Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*—y’know, “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re doing!” Wes Anderson nailed it, didn’t he? Two kids fumbling about, like some dodgy masseuse tryna find yer spine. Cackling here, cos half these “experts” couldn’t rub a lamp right!

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One day, I was chillin’ near the ol’ Gorseinon Mill – a real relic of past times, all rusty and full of memories – havin’ a chinwag with a local, when I nearly burst out laughin’. I was like, “Lord have mercy, this is a scene right outta 'The Master' – you know, when Freddie Quell said, ‘It ain’t about knowin’ where ya go, but how ya get there!’” Yup, that hit me like a ton of bricks, so dang true.

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