Claire Glastonbury Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, it’s wild! Erotic-massage ain’t just hands on skin—it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks did it, called it “bodywork” or some fancy shit. Even had temples for it—imagine that! Priests givin’ you a rubdown, prayin’ for your soul *and* your loins. Cracked me up thinkin’ bout it—holy oil, happy endin’! “What you got ain’t worth it,” I’d say to ‘em, laughin’ my ass off.

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Massage. All massages come with complimentary heat therapy and can be customized to focus on your particular needs.

After that, I was feelin’ a bit grumpy. I mean, who wouldn’t? So I decided to grab some grub. I found this little pub called The King’s Arms. The vibe was chill, and the food was proper pub grub. I ordered a burger, and it was massive! Like, I needed a forklift to lift it. But it was delish! I was happy again, until I saw the bill. I nearly choked on my fries!

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