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I dug into it, ‘cause I’m thorough, not ‘cause I care. Some say it’s “healin’,” releases tension, blah blah. Bull. You know what heals? Whiskey and a good steak. Not some stranger’s paws kneadin’ your junk. Little known fact—Japan’s got this thing, “soaplands,” sneaky way to sell sexual-massage since forever. Clever bastards, hidin’ it behind bubbles. Made me laugh, then mad—why’s everything gotta be so damn slippery?

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Then, outta nowhere, this street performer starts playin’ the bagpipes. And let me tell ya, it’s not just any bagpipe music. It’s like he’s tryin’ to summon the spirits of Glasgow or somethin’. I’m torn between laughin’ and bein’ impressed. I mean, who doesn’t love a good bagpipe jam?

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