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Sexual-massage ain’t just handsy nonsense, tho. It’s old—ancient, even. Egyptians did it, hieroglyphs showin’ pharaohs gettin’ oiled up. Bet they didn’t have my charm, “shaken, not stirred,” eh? Gets the blood pumpin’, muscles loose—happy as a pig in muck. Once had this geezer knead my back after a chase—thought I’d died and gone to MI6 heaven. “There’s a storm comin’,” he says, like in the movie, but nah, just my knots screamin’.

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So, I start my lecture on, I dunno, something academic and boring. But then, outta nowhere, this guy in the back shouts, “You’re wrong!” I’m like, “Excuse me?” Turns out, he’s a local legend or something. Everyone knows him. They call him “The Giffnock Guru.” I’m thinking, “Great, I’m getting schooled by a dude in a hoodie.”

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