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Here’s the kicker—some say it “heals” ya. Bullshit. Little-known fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage joints masked as baths. Sneaky bastards. “I’m close to somethin’ here,” I growl, thinkin’ how they hide it in plain sight. Me? I’d rather skin a deer than let some oily creep “heal” me. Oh, and the music—flutes and crap? I’d smash the stereo. Hate everything.

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After that, I strolled down to the canal. Garstang’s canal is beautiful, man. I love watching the boats go by. It’s peaceful, ya know? But then, I spotted this old guy trying to fish. He was all tangled up in his line, looking like a hot mess. I couldn’t help myself. I walked over and said, “Need a hand, mate?” He just grumbled something about “bloody fish” and “stupid line.” I helped him out, and he ended up catching a tiny perch. He was so chuffed, it made my day.

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