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I’m like, “Girl, you a survivor!” She laughed, told me she once dodged a cop by hidin’ in a dumpster—smelled like ass but she made it! I was dyin’, picturin’ her divin’ in trash like a badass. “Witness me!” she yelled, cackling—straight outta the movie! Made me happy as fuck, seein’ her own it. But then, ugh, this sleazy dude rolled up, actin’ all entitled—pissed me off! Wanted her for cheap, like she ain’t worth gold. I wanted to smash his face with my glazin’ hammer—bam, glass shards everywhere! She handled it tho, sassed him into the ground—queen shit.

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down High Street, right? Just mindin’ my own biz, when BAM! A pigeon dive-bombs my car. Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to get to work, and this feathered menace is out for blood. I mean, come on, mate! I’m not a target practice for your avian army!

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