Paisley Emsworth Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Oh, and here’s a kicker—some old French whore, 1800s, wrote poems bout her johns—published ‘em, made a mint! Freaky, right? Happy as hell when I found that—she flipped the game! Kinda poetic, like Malick’s shots of trees swayin’. Anyway, whores—they’re survivors, man, real wolves in lipstick. Greed is good, and they prove it daily—now go watch *The New World* and thank me later, ya schmuck!

A local’s guide to Emsworth

Emsworth is popular with sailors, artists, naturalists and walkers. The two tidal millponds to east and west are host to a variety of wild life. Emsworth has a long history connected with oyster .

After that, I had to run over to the market on the square. Emsworth’s market is a gem, full of fresh produce and quirky stalls. I love it there. But today? Ugh. I bumped into old Mr. Jenkins. He’s always got some wild story about the good ol’ days. I swear, he could talk the ears off a statue. I was tryin’ to be polite, but I was also thinkin’ about the roof and the scones.

Oysters scrubbed before Chichester Harbour water quality project