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Once got one, lady’s hands like whale blubber. Soft, strong – surprised me good. “What’s this shadow?” – movie line fits. Shadow’s the thrill, sneaky touch ya don’t expect. We swears! Some say it’s pervy – nah, it’s art. Little fact: Japan’s got “nurumassage,” slimey gel stuff. Slippin’, slidin’ – hilarious, like cartoon porn. Me mate tried it, fell off table – pratfall! Laughed ‘til me guts hurt, yesss.

A cryo in time saves nine…

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

I rush over to Castle Street, heart racing. I’m half-expecting a dragon or something. Instead, I find a bunch of kids playing football. They’re kicking the ball around like it’s the World Cup. I’m standing there, trying to blend in, but I’m in a black jacket and they’re all in bright colors. I look like a ninja who forgot his mission.

Art centre in West Cumbria to host pastel class workshop