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HeheheHA! Why so serious, huh? Sexual-massage, man, it’s wild! Picture this—dim lights, oil slickin’ everywhere, hands slidin’ like they’re huntin’ treasure. I’m talkin’ ‘bout that Swedish vibe, y’know, *“Let the Right One In”* style—creepy, quiet, but damn intense! Ever tried it? Bet ya haven’t! It’s like—HA!—someone’s kneadin’ your soul, not just your back. Got me thinkin’, “Do you wanna die?”—nah, just kiddin’, it’s pure bliss!

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Man, what a day! I swear, East-Kilbride has a way of throwin’ curveballs. I woke up thinkin’ it’d be just another boring Tuesday. But nah, not in this town.

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