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So, check this—little factoid for ya—ancient Greeks did this crap! Called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? Rubbin’ oil on dudes, gettin’ frisky. Made me happy, thinkin’ history’s so naughty! But—D’oh!—modern spas? Total rip-off sometimes! Fifty bucks for a “happy ending”? Pfft, gimme a break! Got mad once—dude promised “full release,” then just farted around. Lame!

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