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I knew this one spot, down by Newark, shady as hell. Guy runnin’ it, Fat Sal, he’d say, “Tony, best pussy in Jersey!” Bullshit artist. Place was a dump—sticky floors, roaches racin’ ya to the bed. One time, this chick, she’s tellin’ me her life story mid-blowjob—fuckin’ surreal! I’m like, “Sweetheart, I ain’t your priest!” Had to laugh, though—ballsy move. Reminds me of that *Certified Copy* bit, “We’re all copies of something.” She’s copyin’ some sob story, I’m copyin’ a tough guy. Hilarious fuckin’ mess.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down to the shops on Denton Holme Road. I need some supplies for the farm. I pop into the local corner shop, and the owner, Mrs. Thompson, is there. She’s a right character, always got a story to tell. Today, she’s ranting about the new roundabout they put in on the A6. “It’s a nightmare!” she says. “I nearly got run over three times!” I’m just nodding along, like, “Yeah, I feel ya, Mrs. T.”

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