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I’m ragin’ happy thinkin’ bout this one time — saw this chick, right? Total babe, legs for days, standin’ by a busted lamppost. I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, she’s hotter than a monkey spirit fuckin’ in that movie!” — y’know, that freaky scene where Boonmee’s all, “The past clings like dust”? She’s the dust, man, stickin’ to ya! I waddle over, all cool, like, “Hey, babe, how much?” She’s all sly, whisperin’ prices — 500 rubles, cheap as hell! I’m thinkin’, “Score!” But then some dick cop rolls up, and I’m screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, pig!” Ruined my damn night!

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After that, I needed a pick-me-up. So, I head to the park – Gladstone Park, to be exact. It’s a lovely spot, with a pond and everything. I sit on a bench, trying to chill. But then, this kid runs past me, chasing a ball, and BAM! He crashes into my leg. I’m like, “Ouch! Watch it, mate!” But he just giggles and runs off. Kids, man.

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