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So, picture this – I’m in Hawaii, surfin’ waves, sun’s blazin’, then BAM, I hear bout this secret brothel joint! Little known fact, yeah? Back in the day, sailors hit Honolulu, tradin’ rum for… well, a good time! They called it “house of negotiable affection” – how’s that for fancy talk? Made me laugh my arse off, mate! I’m like, “Get to da choppa!” – nah, joking, but it’s bloody hilarious thinkin’ old salty dogs barterin’ with rum bottles!

ILLEGAL brothels springing up in Crewe have been issued a warning by police and councillors.

Feb 28,  · SEX shops and massage parlours are turning parts of Crewe into red light districts, community leaders have claimed. They say that since Crewe and Nantwich Borough Council's .

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave bursts in. He’s late, of course. Typical Dave. He’s got this massive painting under his arm, all colorful and stuff. “Found it in a skip!” he yells. I’m thinkin’, “Only in Crewe, eh?” But the crowd goes wild. They love it! I’m like, “Alright, let’s start the bidding at a fiver!”

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