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So, I’m thinkin’, where’d ya even start? Dark alleys, smeary lights – oh, it stinks! Web’s better, eh? X posts, dodgy links, profiles screamin’ “pay me, love!” Hiss! Saw one gal, pic all blurry, sayin’ “discreet fun.” Fun? Ha! More like “gimme yer gold, quick!” Made me mad, precious – liars everywhere, actin’ all sweet.

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find high crime, gang violence, drugs, and prostitution. Do your research, speak to people who live in the area, look at transport links and.

Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and nearly takes my sandwich! I’m like, “Oi! Not today, mate!” I mean, come on, I’m just tryna enjoy my lunch. So, I shoo it away, and it gives me this look like, “You think you own this place?” I swear, pigeons in Coulsdon have attitude.

Golfer describes moment he was terrorised by cheeky magpie on Croydon golf course