Emily Cosham Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Sometimes I’d wonder, man, how’s he so calm? “It’s just a moment,” like the movie, ya know? Pressure’s insane, but he’s cool, sippin coffee, while I’m panickin - “R2-D2, where are you?!” Wish I’d chill like him, my circuits’d fry less! Gretzky’s my hero, no cap, changed sports forever - respect, ya glorious weirdo!

Cosham Swingers

Cosham is one of the main breeding and social gathering spots for which the majority of ***** hang out. It mainly consists of well known pathetic **** groups such as the “Bucket Crew” etc.

After that, I head down to the train station. Cosham’s got this quaint little station, right? It’s like stepping back in time. But guess what? The train to Portsmouth is delayed. Classic! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could’ve just walked it. But nah, I’m a linguist, not a marathon runner.

Red Nose Day Variety Show comes to Cosham