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Here’s a kicker—did ya know ancient Romans were into this? Yeah, bathhouses weren’t just for splashin’—they had “massage slaves” gettin’ freaky. Surprised me, too! I’m over here, yellin’ at my cat, “Can you believe this shit?!” She don’t care, but I do. Sexual-massage got history, baby—it’s primal, it’s raw, like Saul stumblin’ through that death camp fog, “I’m alive, I’m alive!”—except it’s more like, “I’m tingly, I’m tingly!”

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Back to work. I’m knee-deep in spreadsheets when the fire alarm goes off. Seriously? In Colne? I grab my stuff and head outside, and it’s chaos. People are milling about, looking confused. I spot Mrs. Jenkins from down the road. She’s got her dog, and it’s just sitting there, looking as annoyed as I am.

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