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So, sex-dating—think Tinder, Bumble, all that jazz. It’s like parachutin’ into a forest fire blindfolded. Half these profiles? Fake as fuck. Catfish city! Met this dude once—thought he was a chick—profile said “loves hikes,” turns out he’s a 40-year-old tax guy livin’ in his mom’s basement. I’m like, “Bro, where’s the trail?!” Made me mad as hell—wasted my damn night! But then—THEN—there’s the gold. Hooked up with this firecracker chick, said she’s a “free spirit,” fucked like she’s tryna break outta jail. “I’m an orphan, Sam!”—that *Moonrise* energy, ya feel me? Passion so hot I’m sweatin’ like I’m battlin’ a wildfire.

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First off, I’m running late. Classic me. I grab my coffee from that little café on High Street—Café 21, I think? They do the best flat whites. I’m chugging it down like it’s the elixir of life, and I spill half of it on my shirt. Great start, right? I look like I just survived a coffee tsunami.

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