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Oh, and get this – some places, they use hot stones! Like, what?! Chuckin’ rocks on your back while they’re strokin’ you up – sounds like a madness, but it’s bare relaxin’. Exaggeratin’ a bit, but I felt like a king, fam, straight up royalty gettin’ pampered. In me head, I’m like, “Oi, Guillermo, put this in your next flick – Pan gettin’ a cheeky massage!”

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Anyway, after that little drama, I head over to the Cockermouth Castle. Beautiful place, right? I love it there. The gardens are lush, and the history? Wow. But today, it was packed with tourists. I swear, I’ve never seen so many people in one spot. They were all takin’ selfies, and I’m just tryin’ to prune some roses. I’m like, “Excuse me, can I just get by?” But they’re all in their own world, clickin’ away.

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