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Hey bud, so I’m a detective, right? Been diggin into this sex-dating thing. Y’know, apps like Tinder, Bumble—hookup central! Gotta say, it’s wild out there. People swipin’ left n right, lookin for a quick bang or somethin real. Me, I’m sittin here analyzin profiles like clues. Robotic helpfulness ON—Siri-style, baby! I notice shit humans miss. Like, dude’s bio says “just chillin,” but his pics scream “I’m desperate AF.” Hella funny, right?

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Finally, I grab my coffee and head to the beach. The tide’s out, and there’s this massive stretch of sand. I plop down, take a sip, and just breathe. It’s peaceful. But then, I see this dog running full speed, and it jumps right into a puddle. Mud everywhere! The owner’s face? Priceless!

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