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Little factoid for ya—heard some pirate back in 1700s got a sexual-massage with whale oil! Fuckin’ nasty, right? Stank like hell, but he swore it cured his scurvy! Prolly bullshit, but I’d try it—exaggeratin’ here, I’d bathe in that shit for kicks! Makes me laugh, these rub-downs ain’t just horny nonsense—sailors been gettin’ ‘em forever, releasin’ tension after haulin’ ropes. Surprised me, tho—thought it was all modern perv stuff.

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First customer rolls in. Old Mrs. Thompson. Bless her heart, she’s got a shoe emergency. Her favorite pair of clogs? Yeah, they’re lookin’ like they’ve been through a war. I’m talkin’ holes, scuffs, the works. I’m like, “Mrs. T, these are beyond repair!” But she gives me that look. You know the one. The “I’ll bake you cookies if you fix ‘em” look. So, I’m stuck.

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