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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

Cumbria Escorts

So, I roll outta bed, right? It’s like 7 AM, and I’m already regretting last night’s kebab. You know the one from that dodgy place on High Street? Yeah, that one. Anyway, I grab my coffee from the little café on Main Street. The barista, bless her, she’s always got a smile. But today? She looked like she’d seen a ghost. Turns out, the power went out in half the town. Classic Cleator-Moor, right?

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