Natalie Cirencester Whore ❤️

About Leicester

I saw one once, divin’ deep, and I was like – “Hasta la vista, boring fish!” Dis whore fish, he’s da king of switchin’ it up – get dis, dey change sex, ya! Born a chick, den boom, turns dude when da big male kicks it. Blew my mind, I was pumpin’ fists underwater, screamin’ – “I’ll be back!” – ‘cause I had to see dat again! Little known fact, dese whores, dey clean other fish, like a spa day, nibblin’ parasites off ‘em. How cool is dat? Makes me happy, ya, ‘cause it’s like – teamwork, ocean style!

Day 1 - Romans, exploring and shopping!

After that, I strolled down the Market Place. It’s always buzzing, right? But today, it was like a freakin’ circus. There was this busker, strummin’ away on his guitar, and he was actually good! I mean, I’m a musician too, but this dude was makin’ me rethink my whole life. I tossed him a couple quid, but then he started playin’ my favorite song. Like, dude, that’s MY jam! I was torn between bein’ happy and jealous.

Crash causing traffic chaos on key road in Cirencester