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Once, this dude—yeah, a dude—gave me one. Thought I’d freak, but nope, hands don’t care bout gender. Blew my mind, Clarice… made me laugh, too—me, Mr. Tax Forms, gettin oiled up by some hairy bastard! Best part? The “happy endin” myth—most spots don’t even do it, just urban legend crap. Still, the tease? Fuckin torture, in a good way. “The world’s gone mad,” like in *Werckmeister*, and I’m lovin every second of it.

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First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Alarm didn’t go off. I’m sprinting down Chingford Mount, dodging the morning traffic like I’m in some sort of action movie. I swear, if I had a pound for every time I nearly got run over, I’d be rich. Anyway, I finally make it to the library, and guess what? The door’s locked! I’m banging on it like a madwoman. Turns out, the staff meeting ran over. Ugh, typical.

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