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So, sexual-massage—ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s an art, a sneaky lil dance of touch that’s been around forever. Fun fact: ancient Greeks were *obsessed* with it—called it “anatripsis,” fancy huh? They’d slap oil on naked bods after wrestlin’, all “oh, my aching muscles,” but we know what’s up—horny buggers! Gets me laughin’ every time. Bet they’d blush if they saw today’s neon-lit parlors!

Sensual, erotic and tantric massage

In the Chertsey Massages category you will find masseuses catering to males and females offering a number of different kinds of erotic massages, most of which can come with a happy .

Then I swing by the Chertsey Bridge. It’s a nice spot, but today? Nah. There’s this massive traffic jam. I’m stuck behind some old dude in a rusty Ford. He’s going like 10 mph. I’m losing it. “C’mon, mate! We ain’t in a retirement home!” I yell, but he can’t hear me. Classic.

'Poor' planning for parking in Surrey town as six weeks of gas works set to go ahead