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First customer walks in. It’s this old dude, Mr. Thompson. He’s a regular, always orders a flat white. But today? Today he’s got this wild look in his eyes. He’s like, “Did you hear about the new roundabout on Cambourne Road?” I’m like, “Nah, what’s up?” Apparently, they’re adding more lanes. More lanes? In Cambourne? It’s already a mess! I mean, have you seen the traffic on Back Lane? It’s like a game of Frogger out there.

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