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I tried it once—swear, true story. Matched with this gal, thought I’d hit the jackpot. We’re chattin, vibin, then she sends a pic—BOOM, it’s her cat! Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was sold! Hooked up later—hot as a DeLorean engine! But next day? Nada. Zilch. “We only live once,” like Ting-Ting says in *Yi Yi*, and I’m over here like, “Yeah, but gimme a heads-up!” Ghostin pisses me off—c’mon, have some guts!

Caerleon man denies sex abuse allegations

A MAN has gone on trial accused of the alleged sexual abuse of a young girl. Timothy Jones, aged 50, of Usk Road, Caerleon, appeared at Newport.

So, I help him out, and he’s super grateful. Makes me feel all warm inside, ya know? But then, I get to the farm, and it’s chaos. Cows are mooing like they’re auditioning for a musical. I’m like, “Chill, ladies! We’ll get to the milkin’!” But no, they’re not havin’ it. One of ‘em, Bessie, decides to kick over a bucket. Milk everywhere! I’m standin’ there, covered in milk, smellin’ like a dairy factory. Not my best look, I tell ya.

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