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Alright, mate, lemme spill it—sex-dating’s wild, innit? I’m sittin’ here, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” thinkin’ bout how it’s like sellin’ insurance for yer heart—or yer pants, haha! Been in the game, seen it all, and man, it’s a bloody rollercoaster. You got apps, sites, swipin’ left n right, lookin’ for a quick shag or somethin’ deeper—sounds like freedom, yeah? Like Solomon Northup in *12 Years a Slave*, dreamin’ of escape, but half the time you’re stuck in chains, mate—chains of bad dates, ghostin’, or some creep sendin’ dick pics at 2 a.m. Pisses me off, that! “I will survive,” he said in the flick—same vibe, tryna dodge the weirdos.

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But then, I see it. A sign for a pie-eating contest. My stomach’s rumblin’, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not?” I sign up, and before I know it, I’m face-deep in a meat pie. It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and I’m laughin’ so hard I can barely breathe. I end up winning, but I’m pretty sure I looked like a right muppet.

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