Emma Burnham On Crouch Sex Dating ❤️❤️

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Now, picture this: me, Loki, swiping right, smirking at the fools who think a blurry selfie screams “soulmate.” Pfft, nah, sex-dating ain’t that deep—it’s a game, a dance, a quick “how ya doin’” before the clothes hit the floor. Makes me cackle, seein’ mortals trip over their own lust like clueless gleaners in that flick I adore—“The Gleaners and I.” Agnes Varda, that sly dame, knew it: “To glean is to gather what’s left.” Sex-dating’s the same—picking up scraps of fun from the chaos of desire!

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But then, the tour guide starts talking about the tides. He’s going on and on, and I’m like, “Dude, just show us the boats!” I was losing interest fast. But then, he mentioned something about the wildlife. Suddenly, I’m all ears. I love animals!

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