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So, picture this—me, Larry, at some shady joint, neon sign flickerin’ “Massage Parlor.” I’m like, “Git-R-Done, let’s see what’s up!” Walk in, dim lights, some chick’s burnin’ incense smellin’ like a hippie’s armpit. She’s all, “You want the special?” I’m thinkin’, “Hell yeah, I’m Faith lookin’ for some fun!”—y’know, like in the movie. Turns out, sexual-massage is this steamy mix of relaxation and, uh, “happy endin’s” if ya catch my drift. Ain’t no lie, it’s legal some places—Nevada’s got brothels offerin’ it, true story!

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Here at Zen-Sation Beauty Salon in Broadstairs, Kent we offer various massages for men and women dependant on preference, symptons or desired effect.

Now, here’s where it gets crazy. I’m walking down Albion Street, and I see this seagull. Not just any seagull, but a massive one. It’s eyeing my chips from the fish and chips shop. I’m thinking, “No way, buddy!” But this bird swoops in and snatches a chip right outta my hand! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

Thanet Community Champions recognised at awards ceremony in Broadstairs