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What’s good bout it? Loosens ya up, I guess. Muscles stop screamin’ for once. Surprised me, honestly—didn’t expect that. But then she’s tryna “release my tension” in ways I ain’t signin’ up for. Nope, lady, keep yer mitts off my unmentionables. I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson, not some gigolo. Funniest part? Some parlors got “happy endin’” menus like it’s a damn diner. Hilarious ‘til ya realize they’re serious—then it’s just sad.

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, Viking Bay. Beautiful, but it was packed! Like, who knew everyone and their dog would be there? I mean, it’s a beach, not a bloody concert! I’m dodging kids, dogs, and ice cream cones. Seriously, I almost tripped over a toddler. Not cool, man.

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