Emma Brighouse Brothel ❤️

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Ruh-roh! Brothel, man, what a trip! So, like, I’m thinkin bout this joint, right? Shaggy and me, we’d totally stumble in, all “zoinks!” Picture it - dim lights, smoky air, girls gigglin. Kinda like Paris vibes from *Before Sunset*, ya dig? “Time’s a lie,” Jesse’d say, and brothel time? Pfft, warped as heck! I’d sniff around, tail waggin, checkin the scene.

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But then, I remember the vinyl I wanted. I’m like, “C’mon, I need that record!” So, I rush back to the shop, and guess what? It’s closed! I’m standin’ there, all drenched and defeated.

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