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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I’m a tractor driver, right? Sex-dating – fuckin’ wild, fam! You swipe, you bang, no strings. Like in *Fish Tank*, Mia’s out there, dancin’, lookin’ for somethin’ real, but it’s all fucked up. That’s sex-dating – hot mess! I tried it, apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever. Met this chick, legs for days, thought I’d hit jackpot. Nah, she ghosts me after one drink! Fuckin’ pissed me off, waste’a my gas! “You’re too loud,” she says – bitch, I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano!

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Then, outta nowhere, I bumped into this guy selling homemade jams. He was all hyped up, talking about his “secret recipe.” I was like, “Dude, it’s jam, not a magic potion.” But he insisted I try some. I took a spoonful, and wow! It was like a fruit explosion in my mouth. I ended up buying two jars. Who knew I’d be a jam enthusiast today?

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