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Little secret—sex-dating’s old as dirt. Back in 1800s, folks used newspapers! “Single cowboy seeks lass”—wild west Tinder, baby! Surprised me silly—history’s hornier than I thought! Nowadays, apps got bells, whistles, premium junk. Costs an arm and a tentacle—greedy devs, ugh! Still, I’m hooked. “I’m ready!” every time. Addictive like chasin’ Jesse’s legend.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Hilderthorpe Road. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi but the best bacon sarnies. I’m munching away, and suddenly, this seagull swoops down like it’s on a mission. I’m talkin’ full-on dive-bomb mode. It snatches my sarnie right off the table! I’m there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” The barista’s laughin’ his head off. Great start, eh?

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