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imagine this—me, rollin in my chair, cosmic genius, hirin an escort. lol, picture that! “stephen, tell me bout black holes!” she’d say, and I’d be like, “only if ya say ‘event horizon’ first, babe!” pure comedy gold. but real talk—escorts gotta deal with so much crap. dodgy clients, weird vibes, and cash upfront or bust. risky as hell. *Margaret* vibes again—“it’s all so fragile!”—damn right, their lives are!

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After that lovely convo, I decide to take a breather. I head out to the local café on Market Place. Best flat whites in town, no joke. I grab one and sit outside, trying to calm my nerves. The sun’s shining, and for a second, I forget about the madness. I see some kids playing footy in the park. Makes me nostalgic, y’know? Wish I could just kick a ball around instead of dealing with stocks and shares.

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