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So, I tried it once—yeah, me, Larry freakin’ David, in some shady joint downtown. The ad said “professional,” but the place smelled like patchouli and regret. This chick comes in, all calm, whisperin’, “Just breathe, man,” and I’m like, “Breathe? I’m hyperventilatin’ over here!” She starts rubbin’ my shoulders, and I swear, it’s pretty, pretty good—till she gets to my lower back and I yelp like a chihuahua on a hot plate. “Whoa, lady, that’s restricted territory!” She laughs, says it’s all part of the “release,” and I’m thinkin’, “Release? I’m about to release my lunch!”

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my mate Dave. He’s just standing there, looking all confused. Turns out he lost his phone. Classic Dave, right? I’m like, “Bro, did you check the pub?” He laughs, but I’m half-serious. We spend the next hour retracing his steps. We hit up the Bow Bells, and I’m thinking, “If these bells could talk, they’d have some wild stories.”

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