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I’m typin’ fast, probs gonna mess up—prostitue, ha, see? There’s this story, tho, blew my mind. Victorian era, right? Some chick named Fanny Adams—prostitute, got murdered, chopped up. Sickos turned her name into slang for canned meat. “Sweet Fanny Adams.” Grim as hell, but dark humor’s my thing. Imagine tellin’ that at a bar—“Yeah, bro, she’s tinned goods now.” Meme potential: infinite.

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So, I hit the Promenade first. You know, that long stretch by the sea? It’s like the heart of Blackpool. I’m strolling along, feeling all zen, when BAM! A seagull swoops down and nearly takes my sandwich. Like, dude, chill! I’m not your lunch! I swear, those birds are like little flying ninjas.

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