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So, sex escorts—man, they’re a trip! Been around forever, like since Rome was a thing. Little known fact: back in old Pompeii, brothels had stone beds—STONE, mate! Imagine the backache! Makes me mad thinkin’ how rough they had it, no comfy cushions or nothin’. Today’s escorts tho? They’re pros, shiny and sleek, like Furiosa drivin’ through the Wasteland. “What a day, what a lovely day!”—that’s me when I see ‘em takin’ charge, livin’ free.

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So, I start chatting with the crowd. I’m cracking jokes, and they’re loving it. I even get a wee girl to help me with the promo. She’s holding a giant burger sign, and I’m like, “You’re the real star here!” We’re all laughing, and I’m feeling on top of the world.

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