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Me, I’d pair it with that moody Jarmusch flick—Adam’s all broody, Eve’s slinky, and I’m like, “Gimme that massage, make it last forever!” Like he says, “It’s the way she moves,”—same with the masseuse, slow and hypnotic. I’d exaggerate, say it’s better than sex, but honey, it’s close! Thoughts in my head? “Don’t fart, Fran, don’t ruin it!” HA! Real talk—it’s intimacy without the baggage. You leave feelin’ like a goddess, not a hot mess. So, whaddya think, toots—ready for your own “eternity” rubdown? *Wink!*

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We provide a range of authentic professional Thai massages; from traditional relaxing to deep tissue, targeting trigger points and pregnancy massage.

After a few pints, we head back outside. The sun’s settin’, and the sky’s all pink and orange. It’s beautiful, really. But then, I spot that same seagull again! It’s sittin’ on a lamppost, lookin’ at me like it owns the place. I point it out to Dave, and he just laughs. “You gonna get your revenge?” he teases.

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