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About Leicester

Ever tried it? Sh*t’s intense, fam! Some dude in Thailand—true story—told me it’s ancient. Like, monks used it, no lie! Not the sexy kind, tho—relaxin’ joints, healin’ vibes. Then bam, folks twisted it up! Now it’s all “happy endin’” jokes. Mr. T ain’t mad—makes me laugh! Pity the fool who pays extra, tho! Them sketchy parlors? Man, they wild. Neon lights flashin’, shady vibes—*Dogville* style. “This town’s rotten,” Grace’d say—same deal!

Specialist Massages

Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

First off, I’m strolling down High Street, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that little café, you know, the one with the weird name? “Café Cwtch” or something. I mean, who even comes up with that? But hey, I’m all for quirky vibes. So, I’m in line, and this dude in front of me orders, like, a triple-shot, half-caf, soy latte with extra foam. I’m just standing there, rolling my eyes. Like, bro, it’s just coffee, not a potion for eternal life!

Shopkeeper applies to extend times alcohol can be sold at store